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This is cut by a Glowforge laser cutter!

  • Even if you have no more fucks to give, perhaps you’d like to give a Fuckflake. The unpainted birchwood ornament is about 4 inches round. A string is attached so you can hang it from a tree or whatever you please. You may also be interested in Fuckflake coasters or Dumpster Fire coasters.

    Fragile!

    Please be careful; Fuckflakes will break if you drop them (believe me, I know).

    Shipping

    Available for shipping or save the shipping costs for local no-contact pickup in Seward Park, Seattle. All sales are final. However, there is a Damage Policy.
  • Even if you have no more fucks to give, perhaps you’d like to give a Fuckflake.

    The rustic painted wood ornament is about 4 inches round. A string is attached so you can hang it from a tree or whatever you please.

    You may also be interested in Fuckflake coasters or Dumpster Fire coasters.

    Fragile!

    Please be careful; Fuckflakes will break if you drop them (believe me, I know).

    Shipping

    Available for shipping or save the shipping costs for local no-contact pickup in Seward Park, Seattle.

    All sales are final. However, there is a Damage Policy.

  • Even if you have no more fucks to give, perhaps you'd like to give a Fuckflake. The acrylic ornament is about 4 inches round. A string is attached so you can hang it from a tree or whatever you please. Please be careful; Fuckflakes will break if you drop them (believe me, I know). You may also be interested in Fuckflake coasters or Dumpster Fire coasters.

    Fragile!

    Please be careful; Fuckflakes will break if you drop them (believe me, I know).

    Shipping

    Available for shipping or save the shipping costs for local no-contact pickup in Seward Park, Seattle. All sales are final. However, there is a Damage Policy.
  • The ornament is 4″ around at the widest point, and is 1/4″ thick. It’s made of painted Baltic Birch plywood.

    Shipping

    Available for US shipping or save the shipping costs for no-contact local pickup in Seward Park, Seattle.
  • Even if you have no more fucks to give, perhaps you’d like to give a Fuckflake.

    The acrylic ornament is 1/4″ thick and about 4 inches round. A string is attached so you can hang it from a tree or whatever you please.

    You may also be interested in Fuckflake coasters or Dumpster Fire coasters.

    Fragile!

    Please be careful; Fuckflakes will break if you drop them (believe me, I know).

    Shipping

    Available for shipping or save the shipping costs for local no-contact pickup in Seward Park, Seattle.

    All sales are final. However, there is a Damage Policy.

  • Even if you have no more fucks to give, perhaps you’d like to give a Fuckflake, because 2020 sucks. Includes a “‘Twas the Night Before Christmas” poem, exclusive for 2020. The acrylic ornament is about 4 inches round. A string is attached so you can hang it from a tree or whatever you please. You may also be interested in Fuckflake coasters or Dumpster Fire coasters.

    Fragile!

    Please be careful; Fuckflakes will break if you drop them (believe me, I know).

    Shipping

    Available for shipping or save the shipping costs for local no-contact pickup in Seward Park, Seattle. All sales are final. However, there is a Damage Policy.
  • Even if you have no more fucks to give, perhaps you'd like to give a Fuckflake. The acrylic ornament is a little larger than 4 inches round. A string is attached so you can hang it from a tree or whatever you please. You may also be interested in Fuckflake coasters or Dumpster Fire coasters.

    Fragile!

    Please be careful; Fuckflakes will break if you drop them (believe me, I know).

    Shipping

    Available for shipping or save the shipping costs for local no-contact pickup in Seward Park, Seattle. All sales are final. However, there is a Damage Policy.
  • Dumpster fire 2021. The coasters are 4″ around, 1/4″ thick, made of pure cork. You get two!

    Shipping

    Available for shipping or save the shipping costs for no-contact local pickup in Seward Park, Seattle.
  • The ornament is 4″ around at the widest point, and is 1/8″ thick. It’s made of laser cut and engraved Baltic Birch plywood.

    Shipping

    Available for US shipping or save the shipping costs for no-contact local pickup in Seward Park, Seattle.
  • Set your drink upon your remaining fucks. A set of two Fuckflake coasters. The coasters are 4″ around, 1/4″ thick, made of pure cork.

    Shipping

    Available for shipping or save the shipping costs for no-contact local pickup in Seward Park, Seattle.
  • Even if you have no more fucks to give, perhaps you’d like to give a Fuckflake.

    The acrylic ornament is 1/4″ thick and about 4 inches round. A string is attached so you can hang it from a tree or whatever you please.

    Fragile!

    Please be careful; Fuckflakes will break if you drop them (believe me, I know).

    Shipping

    Available for shipping or save the shipping costs for local no-contact pickup in Seward Park, Seattle.

    All sales are final. However, there is a Damage Policy.

  • Show your bike love wherever you set down your drink. You get two coasters. The coasters are 4″ around, 1/4″ thick, made of pure cork.

    Shipping

    Available for shipping or save the shipping costs for no-contact local pickup in Seward Park, Seattle.
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