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  • Birch fuckflake ornament on greenery

    Fuckflake Ornament – Natural Birch

    $12.00
    Even if you have no more fucks to give, perhaps you’d like to give a Fuckflake. The unpainted birchwood ornament is about 4 inches round. A string is attached so you can hang it from a tree or whatever you please. You may also be interested in Fuckflake coasters or Dumpster Fire coasters.

    Fragile!

    Please be careful; Fuckflakes will break if you drop them (believe me, I know).

    Shipping

    Available for shipping or save the shipping costs for local no-contact pickup in Seward Park, Seattle. All sales are final. However, there is a Damage Policy.
  • A painted red fuckflake ornament on greenery

    Fuckflake Ornament – Rustic Red

    $12.00

    Even if you have no more fucks to give, perhaps you’d like to give a Fuckflake.

    The rustic painted wood ornament is about 4 inches round. A string is attached so you can hang it from a tree or whatever you please.

    You may also be interested in Fuckflake coasters or Dumpster Fire coasters.

    Fragile!

    Please be careful; Fuckflakes will break if you drop them (believe me, I know).

    Shipping

    Available for shipping or save the shipping costs for local no-contact pickup in Seward Park, Seattle.

    All sales are final. However, there is a Damage Policy.

  • Translucent Red Fuckflake

    Fuckflake Ornament – Translucent Red

    $12.00
    Even if you have no more fucks to give, perhaps you'd like to give a Fuckflake. The acrylic ornament is about 4 inches round. A string is attached so you can hang it from a tree or whatever you please. Please be careful; Fuckflakes will break if you drop them (believe me, I know). You may also be interested in Fuckflake coasters or Dumpster Fire coasters.

    Fragile!

    Please be careful; Fuckflakes will break if you drop them (believe me, I know).

    Shipping

    Available for shipping or save the shipping costs for local no-contact pickup in Seward Park, Seattle. All sales are final. However, there is a Damage Policy.
  • 2021 painted dumpster fire ornament on white

    2021 Dumpster Fire Ornament

    $25.00
    The ornament is 4″ around at the widest point, and is 1/4″ thick. It’s made of painted Baltic Birch plywood.

    Shipping

    Available for US shipping or save the shipping costs for no-contact local pickup in Seward Park, Seattle.
  • Gold Fuckflake ornament

    Fuckflake Ornament – Gold Glitter

    $18.00

    Even if you have no more fucks to give, perhaps you’d like to give a Fuckflake.

    The acrylic ornament is 1/4″ thick and about 4 inches round. A string is attached so you can hang it from a tree or whatever you please.

    You may also be interested in Fuckflake coasters or Dumpster Fire coasters.

    Fragile!

    Please be careful; Fuckflakes will break if you drop them (believe me, I know).

    Shipping

    Available for shipping or save the shipping costs for local no-contact pickup in Seward Park, Seattle.

    All sales are final. However, there is a Damage Policy.

  • Snowflake embroidered wood ornament on greenery

    Wooden embroidery kit – Snowflake

    $12.00 – $15.00
    A wooden ornament that's fun for beginners as well as experienced stitchers. Kit includes:
    • Birch wood base with laser-cut holes, marked with easy-to-follow stitch lines
    • DMC cotton floss
    • One size 22 tapestry needle, which has a blunt tip that can be safer for kiddos to use.
    • Basic instructions
    • Ornament hanger
    • Gift box
    All packaged in a 4"x4" gift box. Or you can buy just the birch wood base and customize with what you have at home! This will also be shipped with instructions, an ornament hanger and a gift box.
  • Translucent blue Fuckflake ornament

    Fuckflake Ornament – Translucent Blue

    $12.00
    Even if you have no more fucks to give, perhaps you’d like to give a Fuckflake, because 2020 sucks. Includes a “‘Twas the Night Before Christmas” poem, exclusive for 2020. The acrylic ornament is about 4 inches round. A string is attached so you can hang it from a tree or whatever you please. You may also be interested in Fuckflake coasters or Dumpster Fire coasters.

    Fragile!

    Please be careful; Fuckflakes will break if you drop them (believe me, I know).

    Shipping

    Available for shipping or save the shipping costs for local no-contact pickup in Seward Park, Seattle. All sales are final. However, there is a Damage Policy.
  • Engraved Fuckflake on clear acrylic displayed on greenery

    Fuckflake Ornament – Clear Engraved

    $18.00
    Even if you have no more fucks to give, perhaps you'd like to give a Fuckflake. The acrylic ornament is a little larger than 4 inches round. A string is attached so you can hang it from a tree or whatever you please. You may also be interested in Fuckflake coasters or Dumpster Fire coasters.

    Fragile!

    Please be careful; Fuckflakes will break if you drop them (believe me, I know).

    Shipping

    Available for shipping or save the shipping costs for local no-contact pickup in Seward Park, Seattle. All sales are final. However, there is a Damage Policy.
  • 2021 engraved dumpster fire ornament on white

    2021 Dumpster Fire engraved ornament

    $15.00
    The ornament is 4″ around at the widest point, and is 1/8″ thick. It’s made of laser cut and engraved Baltic Birch plywood.

    Shipping

    Available for US shipping or save the shipping costs for no-contact local pickup in Seward Park, Seattle.
  • Wooden longtail bicycle ornament on greenery

    Bicycle Ornament – Longtail

    $12.00 – $14.00
    Hang your favorite bicycle from your tree! This ornament is laser cut from 1/8" birchwood plywood or acrylic and is 3.6 inches long. It comes with an ornament hanger and a storage box for safekeeping and gift-giving.

    Fragile!

    These ornaments can be fragile; please take care.

    Shipping

    Available for shipping or save the shipping costs for local no-contact pickup in Seward Park, Seattle. All sales are final. However, there is a Damage Policy.
  • Triangle tree wooden embroidery ornament

    Wooden embroidery kit – Triangle tree

    $12.00 – $15.00
    A wooden ornament that's fun for beginners as well as experienced stitchers. The kit includes:
    • Birch wood base with laser-cut holes, marked with easy-to-follow stitch lines
    • DMC cotton floss
    • One size 22 tapestry needle, which has a blunt tip that can be safer for kiddos to use.
    • Basic instructions
    • Ornament hanger
    • Gift box
    All packaged in a 4"x4" gift box. Or you can buy just the birch wood base and customize with what you have at home! This will also be shipped with instructions, an ornament hanger and a gift box.
  • Reindeer wooden embroidery ornament

    Wooden embroidery kit – Reindeer

    $12.00 – $15.00
    A wooden ornament that's fun for beginners as well as experienced stitchers. Kit includes:
    • Birch wood base with laser-cut holes, marked with easy-to-follow stitch lines
    • DMC cotton floss
    • One size 22 tapestry needle, which has a blunt tip that can be safer for kiddos to use.
    • Basic instructions
    • Ornament hanger
    • Gift box
    All packaged in a 4"x4" gift box. Or you can buy just the birch wood base and customize with what you have at home! This will also be shipped with instructions, an ornament hanger and a gift box.

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