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  • The ornament is 4″ around at the widest point, and is 1/8″ thick. It’s made of laser cut and engraved Baltic Birch plywood.

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    Available for US shipping or save the shipping costs for no-contact local pickup in Seward Park, Seattle.
  • The ornament is 4″ around at the widest point, and is 1/4″ thick. It’s made of painted Baltic Birch plywood.

    Shipping

    Available for US shipping or save the shipping costs for no-contact local pickup in Seward Park, Seattle.
  • Hang your favorite bicycle from your tree! This ornament is laser cut from 1/8" birchwood plywood or acrylic and is 4.6 inches long. It comes with an ornament hanger and a storage box for safekeeping and gift-giving.

    Fragile!

    These ornaments can be fragile; please take care.

    Shipping

    Available for shipping or save the shipping costs for local no-contact pickup in Seward Park, Seattle. All sales are final. However, there is a Damage Policy.
  • Hang your favorite bicycle from your tree! This ornament is laser cut from 1/8" birchwood plywood or acrylic and is 3.7 inches long. It comes with an ornament hanger and a storage box for safekeeping and gift-giving.

    Fragile!

    These ornaments can be fragile; please take care.

    Shipping

    Available for shipping or save the shipping costs for local no-contact pickup in Seward Park, Seattle. All sales are final. However, there is a Damage Policy.
  • Hang your favorite bicycle from your tree! This ornament is laser cut from 1/8" birchwood plywood or acrylic and is 3.6 inches long. It comes with an ornament hanger and a storage box for safekeeping and gift-giving.

    Fragile!

    These ornaments can be fragile; please take care.

    Shipping

    Available for shipping or save the shipping costs for local no-contact pickup in Seward Park, Seattle. All sales are final. However, there is a Damage Policy.
  • Hang your favorite bicycle from your tree! This ornament is laser cut from 1/8" birchwood plywood or acrylic and is 3 inches long. It comes with an ornament hanger and a storage box for safekeeping and gift-giving.

    Fragile!

    These ornaments can be fragile; please take care.

    Shipping

    Available for shipping or save the shipping costs for local no-contact pickup in Seward Park, Seattle. All sales are final. However, there is a Damage Policy.
  • Hang your favorite bicycle from your tree! This ornament is laser cut from 1/8" birchwood plywood or acrylic and is 3 inches wide. It comes with an ornament hanger and a storage box for safekeeping and gift-giving.

    Fragile!

    These ornaments can be fragile; please take care.

    Shipping

    Available for shipping or save the shipping costs for local no-contact pickup in Seward Park, Seattle. All sales are final. However, there is a Damage Policy.
  • Hang your favorite bicycle from your tree! This ornament is laser cut from 1/8" birchwood or acrylic and is 3 inches long. It comes with an ornament hanger and a storage box for safekeeping and gift-giving.

    Fragile!

    These ornaments can be fragile; please take care.

    Shipping

    Available for shipping or save the shipping costs for local no-contact pickup in Seward Park, Seattle. All sales are final. However, there is a Damage Policy.
  • Hang your favorite bicycle from your tree! This ornament is laser cut from 1/8" birchwood plywood or acrylic and is 4.2 inches long. It comes with an ornament hanger and a storage box for safekeeping and gift-giving.

    Fragile!

    These ornaments can be fragile; please take care.

    Shipping

    Available for shipping or save the shipping costs for local no-contact pickup in Seward Park, Seattle. All sales are final. However, there is a Damage Policy.
  • Even if you have no more fucks to give, perhaps you'd like to give a Fuckflake. The acrylic ornament is a little larger than 4 inches round. A string is attached so you can hang it from a tree or whatever you please. You may also be interested in Fuckflake coasters or Dumpster Fire coasters.

    Fragile!

    Please be careful; Fuckflakes will break if you drop them (believe me, I know).

    Shipping

    Available for shipping or save the shipping costs for local no-contact pickup in Seward Park, Seattle. All sales are final. However, there is a Damage Policy.
  • Even if you have no more fucks to give, perhaps you’d like to give a Fuckflake.

    The acrylic ornament is 1/4″ thick and about 4 inches round. A string is attached so you can hang it from a tree or whatever you please.

    You may also be interested in Fuckflake coasters or Dumpster Fire coasters.

    Fragile!

    Please be careful; Fuckflakes will break if you drop them (believe me, I know).

    Shipping

    Available for shipping or save the shipping costs for local no-contact pickup in Seward Park, Seattle.

    All sales are final. However, there is a Damage Policy.

  • Even if you have no more fucks to give, perhaps you’d like to give a Fuckflake. The unpainted birchwood ornament is about 4 inches round. A string is attached so you can hang it from a tree or whatever you please. You may also be interested in Fuckflake coasters or Dumpster Fire coasters.

    Fragile!

    Please be careful; Fuckflakes will break if you drop them (believe me, I know).

    Shipping

    Available for shipping or save the shipping costs for local no-contact pickup in Seward Park, Seattle. All sales are final. However, there is a Damage Policy.
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